We don't like to cry wolf when it comes to wardrobe malfunctions, but we think it's safe to say that Naomie Harris' Oscar dress was going out of its way to tempt fate.
The “Skyfall” actress arrived on the red carpet in a gold gown designed by Ghana-born Michael Badger, the winner of the Red Carpet Green Dress Challenge. The floor-length number featured recycled zippers, vintage glass beads and detailing made of chocolate candy wrappers (yes, really).
But the most noticeable aspect of Ms. Harris' look? That slit. We're going to say that "waist-high" would be the accurate descriptor -- just think of the bikini wax she had to get before tonight's big show.
We'll be spending the rest of tonight's broadcast holding our breath with each step that Naomie takes, but take a look at the photos below and tell us what you think of her near-wardrobe malfunction.

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naomie harris oscar dress 2013
naomie harris oscar dress 2013